I decided to join ABDPBT and participate in the Listless Mondays craze.
Today, I give you:
Top 10 New Years Resolutions I Know I Will Never Be Able to Keep
10. Stop buying lip gloss/lipstick/lip stain/lip balm
9. Stop playing so much Wii (we got 4 new games, people)
8. Develop a waist like Vera Ellen (measured anywhere from 17 – 21 inches. Sigh.)
7. Put an 80s movie reference in every blog post
6. Remember everyone’s birthday (I’m warning you all now, it’s a resolution I can’t keep!)
5. Stop drinking so much diet soda
4. Stop killing house plants (at least I am self-aware)
3. Eat more kale (if anyone has a recipe to make this veggie delicious, send it my way!)
2. Post to my blog more than once a day
and the number one New Years Resolution I Know I Will Never Be Able to Keep?
1. Watch less TV (Lost is coming back! Survivor All Stars! I SURVIVED!!!)
Anyone else have some resolutions you are sure you won’t keep? They are much more interesting than ones you will.