The five year old will show you how.
"Can you get all the toys on my list? Write back."
That, my friends, is how it’s done.
Happy merry!
Hi, peeps!
I’d like to introduce a new Friday column I’m working on that I’m calling “Five on Friday.” I know, isn’t that unique and clever?
Anyhoo, every Friday I will give you a list of five things. They may be anything from tips to cool products to fun links. But hopefully they will be of use or interest to y’all.
I’m kicking it off with my list of five ways to get your kids to eat broccoli. I’ve chosen broccoli because it’s one of the healthiest vegetables and because my kids have been successfully eating it for years. We probably eat broccoli about three or four times a week.
If your kids won’t eat broccoli, and you are interested in changing that, here are my five tips!
(Image: Flickr member JACoulter licensed for use under Creative Commons)
1. Put soy sauce on it. This is how my five year old prefers to eat his broccoli. I only put a little on, but that’s enough to enhance the flavor, and he eats it willingly and happily.
2. Call them trees. This is an oldie but a goodie. Sometimes just changing the name of something makes it more intriguing. Obviously, this won’t work with the most intractable vegetable naysayers, but perhaps combined with some other tricks, it might send them over the edge. I like to present it with no irony or explanation: “Ok, boys, tonight we’re having pasta, apples, and trees.” Then they starting thinking, “Is Mom crazy? Did she just say trees?” Crazy like a fox, suckas.
3. Put cheese on it. Isn’t everything better with cheese? I think this is how I got my kids to eat broccoli in the first place. For the first six months to a year of their broccoli consumption, I would put a little melted cheese on it. Eventually, I got tired of that extra step, and by the time I did they were willing to eat it without the cheese. My technique? I would steam the broccoli and immediately upon taking it out of the pot, I’d sprinkle some grated cheese on top. Then, I’d cover it with the upside down pot, and within a minute or two the heat from the cooked broccoli would melt the cheese. Voilà!
4. Make it a game or competition. I know, I probably shouldn’t be promoting competitive vibes with food. But sibling peer pressure can be a force for good when it comes to healthy eating. My one caveat is that I never make the competition a race, since I’m terrified of choking and I don’t want them scarfing their food. Instead, it can be something like “Who can eat that piece of broccoli most politely?” or “Who can eat more pieces of broccoli using only his left hand?” I’m sure you all have better ideas for challenging your kids to eat what’s good for them.
5. Make them apple trees with ketchup. Someone just mentioned this idea to me, and I think it’s kind of brilliant. It’s kind of a combination of calling them trees and putting something they like on it. Ketchup can be a good motivator, too, and if you put a few tiny drops on a piece of broccoli, suddenly you’ve got apple trees. I haven’t tried it, but I thought it sounded like a great strategy.
Do your kids eat broccoli? Have you done anything brilliant to encourage them? Don’t keep it to yourself… let us know in the comments!
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Just checking in for a brief… debrief on Halloween. It was all Mario Brothers up in here.
First, the 8 year old wanted to go as Luigi. No problem, since I made the 5 year old a Mario costume when he was 3. Except the pattern I had was for toddlers. The 8 year old is over 4 1/2 feet tall, so I had to adapt the pattern for his height. Thankfully, he is also super skinny so I actually kept the width of the overalls since Luigi is tall and thin. It worked really well. I made a hat out of felt with this tutorial, which is super simple. His friend was going as Mario, so it all worked out lovely.
The moustache is made out of thin foam, and I think it creeped the 8 year old out enough that he wouldn’t move his mouth. He was talking like he’d just had his wisdom teeth removed.
When the team paired up, they were unstoppable.
Now, the 5 year old had to make things super complicated. He wanted to be Bowser Jr. What, you don’t know who Bowser Jr is? Clearly, you don’t play enough Super Mario Brothers.
Bowser Jr is a “Koopaling,” which means he is a child of the main villain, King of the Koopas, Bowser. There are 8 Koopalings, and Bowser Jr is both the youngest and the favorite. And the heir to the throne. How do I know all this, you ask? The interwebs, silly.
So, he looks like this:
No, I am not kidding you.
We managed to get a yellow footed sleeper in the 5 year old’s size and then we went to work on the shell. The 5 year old, to his credit, did help me make it. We had a fun little exchange during the process. I was hot gluing things together, and he was watching intently when he suddenly asked:
“Mommy, what are you going to BE when you grow up?”
I paused for a moment to regroup. ”Well, honey, I’m already grown up.”
He barely thought a second and replied, “NO, I mean like, when you’re like grandma and grandpa.”
I said, “Well, when I’m like grandma and grandpa, honey, I’ll probably be a grandma.”
Exasperated, he sighed and said, “NO, I MEAN, like, what’s your JOB?”
That’s when I started laughing, but he didn’t seem to think it was funny. I explained to him that I used to have a job teaching, but now my job is writing and taking care of him, yadda yadda, here’s me trying to justify my existence to the 5 year old. What was most hilarious to me was what I perceived as his thought process. It seemed clear that as he was watching me hot glue, he was thinking, “Hmmm. I’m not sure this hot gluing thing is a marketable skill. I wonder where she’s going with this?”
He’s always got my back.
And I’ve got his, because I produced the following Koopa shell for it:
That’s him without his mask on, since preschool does not allow masks for Halloween.
When we were ready for trick or treating, though, we went all out: Bowser Jr put on his mask and Luigi sprayed his blond hair black.
We collected enough candy that each child’s bucket was essentially overflowing. Pieces of candy were falling out as we walked down the street. That’s when we knew it was time to be done.
I hope you had a fantastic Halloween and that you don’t get any stomachaches from all the candy. I’ve already pilfered an Almond Joy, a Snickers and two mini Milky Ways.
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Funny thing is, although the name of this craft is a mouthful, it really couldn’t be easier.
A while back I demonstrated one of my favorite t-shirt designing techniques using sandpaper and regular old crayons. Here’s the whole trick: you draw on sandpaper with crayons, and then you iron the sandpaper onto a shirt. Your image transfers, and it turns out looking super cool because the sandpaper gives it a kind of pebbly texture. Believe it or not, regular crayons work great—although well-pigmented ones, like Crayolas, work best—and the shirts wash (in cold water) fine and keep their color well.
So, all you need for this craft is:
- coarse grain sandpaper (I usually use 60 grit)
- crayons
- a t-shirt
- an iron
- a rag
- a piece of cardboard
Give your little one a piece of sandpaper and some crayons, and let him or her get to it! They can draw whatever they want.
A few tips to keep in mind:
- Darker color crayons work better. For the pumpkin, for example, I recommend Sunset Orange or Scarlet, instead of regular Orange or a lighter orange.
- Stay away from text. If you are thinking of doing text, make sure it’s done mirror image. For an adult this is more easily accomplished than for a kid, so I usually just avoid text.
- Do keep in mind, though, that your design will come out on your shirt as a mirror image, in case you have anything special in your drawing that needs a particular orientation.
- Press relatively hard and go over your lines and shading. You want to actually leave bits of the crayon on the sandpaper, which will in turn melt into the shirt. Don’t be afraid to really work some crayon into the grain.
- Brush off the blank spots. You’ll inevitably end up with some stray pieces of crayon that have jumped to other parts of the sandpaper. If you don’t brush them off, you’ll end up with some little dots all around the shirt. Not a huge problem, but you might not want excess marks on your shirt.
- Keep in mind that you may use up a half a crayon drawing on the sandpaper; you will almost certainly need to peel it, and you may even get halfway down.
When the design is finished, it’ll look like this:
If you’re lucky, you’ll have a sweet little face like this to boot.
To iron the design on, you’ll need to put a piece of cardboard in between the layers of shirt, so that your image doesn’t transfer all the way through. Place the sandpaper crayon-side down on your t-shirt. Then, put a rag over the sandpaper to iron—otherwise the grit can come through the back of the paper and scratch your iron, so you want something there protecting it. Iron on high heat for about 30 seconds or so; you can check the image carefully by peeling up the sandpaper. If it hasn’t transferred enough, simply replace it and iron some more.
When you’re done, peel the paper off and your t-shirt is ready! You may want to wash it before wearing, since the texture of the sandpaper kind of embeds itself in the shirt until it’s washed. (The 5 year old claimed it was “scratchy” until it got washed.)
He’s pensive, showing off his design.
Have you ever done crayon transfer t-shirts? They’re super fun. Try it out!
I’m linking up to some fun craft round ups! Check out some fun stuff at Crazy Cute . Skip To My Lou and…
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