GILDING!!!

Part of the reason it’s taken me so long to do this particular project is that I was terrified.  Gilding is scary.

First, the cost of supplies is scary.  I bought a few things at Michaels, but, like most specialty crafts at Michaels, they only have the bare bones and don’t carry all the stuff you might need.  So I went straight to Martha’s resource, Gilded Planet, and proceeded to drop $123.89.  ONE HUNDRED TWENTY THREE EIGHTY NINE!  Good grief.

All the supplies required

The first gilding project is making a mirror.  It’s not supposed to be a good mirror, it’s supposed to look all Marie Antoinette, like you just happened to find an eighteenth-century mirror at the local Goodwill.  In fact, as Martha tells you, “the project is a form of eglomise, the classic French technique of painting or applying metal foil to the back of glass.”  FANCY.

Gilding takes patience and precision and requires a lot of tools.  In fact, it takes such precision that you are supposed to wear a face mask so that your breath doesn’t disturb the metal leaf.  And honestly, having done this craft, I can kind of see why.  The metal leaf is ridiculously thin.  Have you ever peeled your skin after a sunburn?  Not a bad sunburn, just a mild one?  And the skin peels off in sheets so thin that you can only get a quarter inch or so before it tears?  That is what the metal leaf is like.  So, delicate.

I bought a cheap frame at the local Goodwill to use for my mirror.  Although the project called for a rather large one, I got a little one, figuring I needed to start small.  My mirror is 13″ x 13″ square.

I took that lovely picture out.

You clean the glass and apply gelatin, and then you slide the gild off onto the glass.  It sticks immediately, so there’s really no moving it once it’s fallen.  Any movement will pretty invariably end in a tear.

I was super nervous to start, but once you get past that and don’t worry too much about it being perfect, it isn’t too bad.

here's my first sheet

My glass only required four sheets, which I think was a good start.  To compare, Martha’s mirror looks like it took at least 36 sheets.

After I’d laid all four, it looked like this:

You can see there are quite a few holes and tears.  The good part is that you can easily fill in holes with patches of metal leaf.

Once I finished and put everything back into the frame, here’s what I got:

You know, it wasn’t half bad.  I hung it a few places in the house to get a sense of what it would look like if you actually used it as decor.

I was pleasantly surprised with the result.  You can actually see some reflection in the mirror.

TIME INVESTED

Active time: About 1 1/2 hours.

If I had made the large size mirror that Martha had, it probably would’ve taken about 9 hours.

Inactive time: About 4 hours; better to let it dry overnight.

Total time: About 5 1/2 hours (for small mirror)

DIFFICULTY

Moderate to Hard

TOTAL COST

Total cost = $63.43

WAS IT WORTH IT?

No.  This is a pretty expensive craft.  Once you’ve got the main supplies, you still have to buy the leaf, which gets used up.  And the leaf is expensive.  I bought imitation leaf, but if you want genuine gold leaf, you are looking at between $50 and $100 for one booklet.  Imitation gold leaf is much more affordable at around $10 a booklet, but it’s still an expensive undertaking.  The tools are quite specialized and not really good for other crafts.

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Cellllll-e-brate good times.  COME ON!

This is the last fabric flower project!  Can I get a WOOT?

Today I made a fabric-flower birthday card for my niece.  Incidentally, “niece” was one of my son’s spelling words this week, and it happens to be a word I always misspell, until I see it and I realize, “That is not how you spell that at all.”  Aren’t you glad we had this little chat?

So, punch out flowers, glue them to a card, badda bing, badda boom, yeah.

It was fine.  No major mishaps, and I managed to stay awake the whole time.  But…

I need to make an overall observation about this whole fabric-flower technique thingy.  It just does NOT work well.  I don’t know what kind of punches Martha’s peeps have, or what they do to sharpen them, or perhaps it’s the fabric I used.  But stiffened fabric simply does not cut well with a punch.  What you get, unscientifically speaking, about 85% of the time, are frayed fibers that have torn instead of cut.

See those threads at the bottom?  So you end up trimming a lot of loose threads, which is, to say the least, ANNOYING.

TIME INVESTED

This should’ve taken about 10 minutes, but because of all the trouble punching and trimming, it took more like

30 minutes

DIFFICULTY

Easy

TOTAL COST

  • fabric charm pack, $9.99
  • pack of blank note cards, $4.99
  • fabric stiffener, $5.00
  • Martha Stewart flower punch, $9.99

Total cost = $29.97  (You could make as many cards as come in your card pack for this price, though.)

WAS IT WORTH IT?

I’d say this is one of the fabric flower projects that is moderately effective.  It’s really a “meh” for me, but if you like to make cards it’s a new technique that could add some diversity to your repertoire.

And… curtains down on these flowers!  Next up, you will not believe it, y’all, but I’m going to be GILDING.  Oh yes.

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We’re back on track with the Martha Project!

Today we take fabric flowers (oh, yes, my friends, we are STILL on fabric flowers) and stick them on some blank, canvas-covered books.

But first, you know what’s coming.  It is inevitable.  We almost cannot complete a Martha Encyclopedia project without it:

FRUITLESS SHOPPING.

Oh heavens, people, the hours I have wasted shopping for things that simply cannot be found.  Things that should be easy to find.  When I retire, I’m going to open a store that stocks only airmail envelopes, organdy, 300 lb cardstock, and canvas-covered books.

Because it is impossible to find canvas-covered books.

For this craft, Martha wants you to punch out some fabric flowers and glue them (more on that detail later) to a plain, fabric-covered blank book.  Or a fabric-covered box.  And I simply could not find them anywhere.  First, I tried for the fabric boxes; I looked at Cost Plus and at Pier 1.  I feel like I’ve seen those there before, you know?  Nothing.  So then I decided to focus on the books.  I used to have a bunch of blank books—back in the 80s, mind you—that I used as journals, and they were virtually all covered in fabric (albeit patterned fabric).  So they must still exist, right?  I tried stationery stores.  Nope.  While I was there I tried Cost Plus and Pier 1.  No.  I tried Michaels.  I tried drug stores.  I even tried the interwebs, people.  For Pete’s sake, you can’t even order these puppies on the internet.  Finally, FINALLY, I found one at Blick art supply—I think it’s intended to be an art journal, and you are supposed to paint the front.  So that’s what I bought, and that’s what I fabric-flowered.  But it cost me $11!  Just for the book!

Someone help me here.  What am I missing?  Shouldn’t these be easy to find?  Where should I be looking?  What keyword am I not typing into Google to get the results I want?  Have you seen these around?

Now, back to the gluing.  The instructions here are to coat your fabric with stiffener as before, punch out your flowers, and then glue them to the book with a glue stick.  Seriously, Martha?  A glue stick?  Like, the thing I had to buy for my kindergardener to use at school?  I just spent $11 on a canvas covered book and now you want me to glue stick things to it?

I don’t know.  Do I have a glue stick prejudice?  Am I being a craft elitist?  It just seemed kind of preposterous.  Is that really gonna hold after I throw my blank book into my backpack or purse or wherever?

Anyhoo, I did it.  Here you go.

Yup.  That’s it.

Another note here: I did NOT use the Martha flower punch (although I calculated for it in the cost since you’ll need one if you don’t have it).  I used my die cut machine flower cut.  I just never liked the Martha ones and I found they were hard to work with on fabric.

TIME INVESTED

Oh, this category is never really true to time since I don’t take into account shopping.  I should probably do that.

About 30 minutes

DIFFICULTY

For the project?  Easy.  Locating supplies?  You need a research librarian.

TOTAL COST

  • fabric charm pack, $9.99
  • fabric-covered book, $10.99
  • fabric stiffener, $5.00
  • Martha Stewart flower punch, $9.99

Total cost = $35.97

WAS IT WORTH IT?

No.  The end result is cute, I’ll give you that.  But is it worth trying to find these fabric books?  No.  Not that cute.

See you soon, raccoon, with another Martha project!

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I put this post up the day I got re-hacked, so a few of you may have seen it?  Not sure, and I still had the text, so I’m re-doing it.

For this Martha fabric flower project, you… zzzzzzzz… *snort* *cough*… what?  Oh, I’m so sorry.  I fell asleep there for a second.

Fabric flowers are so boring.

Punched fabric flowers gathered into a bouquet.  An everlasting bouquet, I might add.  It will never go away, even though you might want it to.

That’s it!  Lovely, huh?  OK, granted, I did kind of phone it in on this one because I was so bored, making flower after flower with the pips and the wires and the floral tape.  I can’t go on or I’ll fall asleep again.  I suppose it would’ve looked nicer with three times as many blooms, but I just could not continue.  It was draining my will to craft.

Here’s an up close shot for your viewing pleasure:

Yep, there are the pips!

Here’s the thing.  Of course the Martha examples in her book look more professional than mine, but even those resemble something you’d find in Satis House, left over from Miss Havisham’s aborted wedding.  It’s hard to do a fabric flower floral bouquet right, I think.

TIME INVESTED

About 3 minutes for each flower, with the punching, the hole in the center, adding the pip and, the worst of all, floral taping the wire.

About 45 minutes for a small bouquet of 10 flowers

DIFFICULTY

Easy to Moderate

The taping with the floral tape is a little fussy.

TOTAL COST

  • floral tape, $1.59
  • floral wire, $5.31
  • fabric charm pack, $9.99
  • pip collection, $2.29
  • fabric stiffener, $5.00
  • Martha Stewart flower punch, $9.99

Total cost = $34.17

WAS IT WORTH IT?

Good grief, no.

People, I barely have the heart to tell you that there are several more fabric flower projects.  I will try to get through them with as much humor and high spirits as possible.

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